| JK Rowling announces a new book- | |
| EVERYONE EVER: | OMFG. WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS GIFT THAT HAS BEEN BESTOWED UPON MY LIFE? I AM NOT WORTHY OF SUCH GOODNESS. MY INSIDES ARE MELTING INTO A PUDDLE OF ICE CREAM RAINBOWS AND SMILES. I ALSO CAN'T BREATHE. |
| Stephenie Meyer announces a new book- | |
| EVERYONE EVER: |