February 2012
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mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
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“Virgin Ring” by Zeromancer
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
JK Rowling announces a new book-
EVERYONE EVER: OMFG. WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS GIFT THAT HAS BEEN BESTOWED UPON MY LIFE? I AM NOT WORTHY OF SUCH GOODNESS. MY INSIDES ARE MELTING INTO A PUDDLE OF ICE CREAM RAINBOWS AND SMILES. I ALSO CAN'T BREATHE.
Stephenie Meyer announces a new book-
EVERYONE EVER:
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Those couples who make out in front of you like...
And you’re like:
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
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channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
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I don’t get mushy often, but tomorrow is my six year anniversary with my boyfriend. I’m so excited and happy and in love. I can’t believe how long it’s been.